Sunday, February 24, 2019

TIFU by moaning with my bedroom door open for five minutes with my dad home

This happened a couple months ago but I finally have the courage to post it on here. TL;DR at the bottom.

So, here's some context. I'm a 26 year old female who lives at home with both her parents. I have a serious boyfriend but we're long distance so we can't exactly have sex. To keep things spiced up, my boyfriend and I regularly send each other nudes and videos. Now, I've never been a quiet person when it comes to sex. I've always liked to express myself and my boyfriend thoroughly enjoys it when I do so I always like to go the extra mile with it when my parents aren't home.

That night, I came home and I noticed that one of my parent's cars was missing and all the lights were out. I was feeling particularly frisky that day and my parents don't go out often so I thought this was a golden opportunity to make a video and take some pics. I walk inside my house and say, "Hello?" No answer so I knew it was showtime. I go to my room, leave the door ajar and promptly begin making a video. I was really feeling it that day so I made a good amount of noise while I was doing the deed. I screamed my boyfriend's name and a lot of other obscenities that I won't delve into. That continue for about five minutes before I was satisfied.

After finishing up, I decided I would take some pictures too because why not? I get up off the bed, get ready and then I heard it. A cough from across the hallway, literally 5 feet away. My dad had been in his room the whole time. Mortified, I fell to the floor and nearly cried. I texted all my girl friends and they could not stop laughing. I knew I couldn't leave my room but I had my Taco Bell meal sitting on the dining room table. I sprinted to the kitchen, ate Taco Bell in alone in my room and forced myself to go to bed.

The next morning, I saw my dad in the living room. It was the most awkward moment of my life. He didn't say anything except good morning and never brought it up. I mean, how do you bring that up to your daughter. To this day, it hasn't been spoken of and I prefer to keep it that way. I've thoroughly checked my house ever since.

TL;DR: I masturbated as loudly as possible with my bedroom door open without knowing my dad was in the room across from me.

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