Listen up, I just won the million maker bonus on the lottery. It's just a million quid. Not a big deal. Enough to buy a house and set up some retirement fund maybe. My relationships with many people turned sour overnight after they found out. One of my siblings is angry I don't buy her expensive shit. Fuck off. The girl I have been seeing (3 dates) texted me to ask if I was going to book a holiday. I told her I wasn't taking her and she just ranted about everything she hated about me and that I have a small penis. Looks like it's over. My ex's want to "talk". I can't check my friend requests on Facebook anymore. My best friend only asked for a pint. A true friend. Money makes people horrible.
I was going to post r/personalfinanceuk but there was already two threads. This is just a personal rant.
Edit: People are asking how everyone knows. I started dancing like a clown when I found out. My brother recorded me and posted it on social media. Now the whole fucking town knows.
Edit: Just texted my best friend. I asked him if he wanted to go on a Lads on tour in the US of fucking A. He said yes. We are official now.
Edit: I think it's time to
Delete Facebook: ✅
Lawyer up: ✅
Hit the gym: ✅
Edit: I'm open to ideas on places to visit. The USA has everything. Except Vegas. I don't want to lose my money :P
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