So this was right after we had sex. His dick was still sensitive, but I was rubbing his crotch gently enough that it got hard again. I offered to suck him off and he said he was fine, I didn’t have to, and I complied by petting his dick and saying “Okay, little one.”
It took me a second to realize what I just said and I jerked my face to my boyfriend’s, and I swear, his eyes started to bulge so fucking wide and he starts breathing loudly in a comical way, and he starts sputtering “What??” while I try to hide my laughs/unconvincingly tell him that I didn’t mean what I said.
I had no idea what the fuck was going on in my head or why I thought saying that was a good idea in the first place. Thankfully we laughed about it afterwards and he pokes fun at me for it.
tl;dr - i was stroking my boyfriend’s crotch and accidentally called his dick “little one.”
edit - tifu even more by trying to justify his dick size. thanks yall
edit 2 - my boyfriend saw the post and he’s laughing his ass off about it even though this was the worst thing that’s ever come out of me
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