This is a story of an encounter I had with a guest about 7 years ago (I was in my early 30s), for some reason it popped into my head.
Background: I was fairly new to the industry, working night audit and we had a tour group of elderly folks in as we were across the street from a casino.
The Story
Just after one in the morning, I was approached by an elderly man at the front desk. He was in his late 60s and was doing well both physically and mentally for his age, he also had this giant mustache that would have made Burt Reynolds envious. From' this point forward he shall be referred to as The 'Stache.
The 'Stache: Excuse me, are they any gay bars in town?
Me: We don't really have any gay bars here sir, but I know my gay friends enjoy this pub downtown.
The 'Stache: How late is it open?
Me: Let me Google that. Checks business hours on Google. Sorry sir, but it looks like they close in about twenty minutes and it's a 15-20 minute drive to get there.
The 'Stache: Oh okay. Well, do you have a business center?
Me: We do, it is around the corner to the right.
Thirty minutes later The 'Stache returns to the desk.
The 'Stache: Do you know where I can find a gay prostitute? (It's not illegal here)
Me: I'm not sure, but if you Google Shitville and escort, you might have some luck.
The 'Stache: Thanks. I'll try that.
Another 30 minutes pass and there he is approaching the desk again.
The 'Stache: I can't figure it out, could you help me?
Me: Yeah, I guess I can.
I go with him to the business center and google it for him, I think excuse myself. But an hour later, he returns.
The 'Stache: Unfortunately they don't have anyone tonight.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that sir.
The 'Stache then just starts making small talk as I run my night audit procedure. Then he started asking about me.
The 'Stache: How old are you?
Me: I'm in my early 30s.
The 'Stache: Are you single?
Me: I'm not. I just recently got engaged to my girlfriend.
The 'Stache: Congratulations. Would you like to stop by room after your shift and I can suck your cock. I love sucking cock.
I was absolutely taken aback, I'm not a handsome dude, overweight, bad teeth. No one had ever propositioned me in such a way.
Me: I'm sorry sir, your offer is flattering, but I am not interested in men and I would never cheat on my fiance.
The 'Stache: That's okay, I had to try, I really want to suck a cock. Have a good night.
I never saw him again. Strangely, I remember this fondly as I was genuinely flattered and it's pretty funny IMO. Somehow he never came off as creepy, he was nice and polite the entire time.
TL;DROld man, wants to go to gay bar, it is closed. Decides he wants an escort, can't find one. So he asks to suck my dick.
Edit: My favorite part of all the replies thus far is the sympathy for the guest and how no one has disrespected him. Thank you all for that.
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